Valentines Day Gone Sour.

On this material day, I was enjoying my morning sleep that morning in my bedsitter after having duped my babe naenda ushago family gathering (avoiding to take her out)
😅
Suddenly I heard annoying sound of my phone ringtone,
I was like ”huyo ni nani ama jemo” (mse flani upenda kuniomba keja, mostly on weekends, si unajua how campus life ukuwa mostly ukiwa na keja na your friends ukaa school hostel)
You know what I mean 😅😅
It was chilly that morning so singetoka kwa blanketi. I just stared it until it stopped ringing.
After the call ended, a notification sound followed. This is when I thought of checking my phone, maybe ni surprise gift ya M-pesa which I expected from my friends coz it was on my birthday 🎂
Nikamove karibu na socket place my phone was charging, nikastrech mkono design ya Thor akichukua nyundo yake nikapick my Tecno C11.😁
It was a new message from New number 😋
The message read,….
“Hey Don, am Aggy a new girl in your hood, I have been following your memes pale twira, fb and IG, you always make my day Don, 😋
am crushing on you 💦🙈👅”

“If you don’t mind we can link up” 😉
Her text ended.
Wueeeh 😊 boychaod kuona ivo nikaanza kusweat, nikaskia kafeeling kakitoka medulla oblogata through vena cava, loop of henle hadi kwa mitochodria😊😋 I wanted to ask her where, how when she got my number but vile dryspell ilikuwa imenikalia ngumu after bae kuninyima kibuyu ya asali kwa miezi kadhaa, nikona nitachoma bet. Original Gang gang call it call it GG.
I replied “Yes no problem, can we meet in town pale Jeevanjee garden ama unaeza kam in my place” She took her time to reply the text, i even wanted to add another text or call her but i remembered patience pays.

I opened my Whatsapp to see if she has replied on that side, surprisingly, i found 6 unread messages from new that called me previously, it was Aggy.
😊
Her reply was,
“Naeza penda sana kukam kwako but staki nichomwe na maji moto, Kwanza wewe ukai kukosa dem 😉💦🙈👅” She also added some other three photos of her in swimming pool. To be sincere the lady was looking good, the was the lady you can’t avoid, she was the kind of the lady who can tell you, “Go pick your father’s Tittle Deed” and node your head in agreement.

Then boychild acha niwaambie kitu igne vile utawahi ona galdem anareply ivo plus izo emojis, hio inakuaga sure bet, gamblers call it over 2.5😄
Sasa ju I had told my Bae naenda family gathering home, akuna vile angekuja kwangu, so nikasema acha nikubali hio offer, enyewe hata kama ni wewe akuna vile ungeondokea hio kitu.
😅
Like a horny man I replied, “Just come Aggy, in fact tulibreak na bae last month😭. Those are the kind of lies most dudes lie to new catch in favor for them.
Sasa kucheki keja inakaa dorm, manguo chafu,sikuwa nimeosha sufuria za ugali za previous day, then akina jemo walikuwa wanachania jaba apo, si nikaamua kuchapa cleaning kiasi then niendee woofer kwa jemo my neighbor. 😊
Si Aggy naye nikamshow ashuke apo kwa Latema sacco apick mat za uthiru then akifika stage aulize mse wa nduthi amlete Harmony Apartment. Sasa ju ilikuwa matime ya morning nikajua,Aggy akikam nitampikia mayai,nibuy sousage pale nje plus nilikuwa na milo, nikajua story ya breko iko sorted.
Kwanza nikacall boys wangu nikawashow wasikam kwangu before niwaite coz wao ukuwa na ufala.
After cleaning nikajichapa spray igne apo inaitwa one million bae alikuwa amesahau uko then nikatokea kwa gate nimchil coz alikuwa amenitext like 5 minutes ago akisema ako past Kabete Technical😋
Sasa kiasi kiasi apo nikibonga na wanyonyi our gate man,nikaona text igne ya Aggy ikisema,

“Please don’t bother yourself so much it’s your bae, that’s my new number,,,,, so like Don you can cheat on me eeh…… It’s over between me and you”
As we talk now, this is 38th day since we broke up 😭.
So I was asking kama unajua daktari wa kienyeji mwenye anaeza nisaidia, am tired of washing clothes utensils na kumob nyumba 😭